Auditions in Chicago

The kids just wanted some auditions in Chicago, they didn't want any trouble. They weren't trying to nominate a pig for president or protest any of the various wars going on around the world, no. They were on a mission to find auditions in Chicago and no blizzard, no near-riot, not even tear gas would keep them form accomplishing their goal. Was fame such an evil thing to seek out?

Some people thought it was, and they lambasted the auditions in Chicago kids, as they son came to be known. Innuendo and rumor were spread like wildfire, implying that they had just stepped off the train and had walked the wrong way when leaving the station in search of alcoholic beverages. Others claimed that searching for auditions in Chicago was about as good an idea as imitation sugar substitutes that cause cancer.

They could not be stopped, however, and after a full meal of beer and pizza with ribs for dessert, they hit the streets running, with auditions in Chicago barely keeping ahead by a snow shovels' length. As the wind began to shift from headwind to tailwind, the race to catch up with auditions in Chicago was soon over, and they hit the blues clubs to celebrate their new multi-project contracts.