Auditions in Philadelphia

You may have to dodge a few bullets and out of control tourists on their way to two-hundred year old landmarks to get to your auditions in Philadelphia, but at least you can breath a sigh of relief knowing that afterwards there will be no shortage of sushi restaurants and cheese steak emporiums to drown your sorrows at. Auditions in Philadelphia may be slightly less dangerous than this flippant opening implies, but it's always good to err on the side of caution.

So bring your bulletproof vest and your wet naps, and you're ready for not only the auditions in Philadelphia, but also the violent crime and the city's best-kept secret, the fact that it is home to some of the best food this side of the Pecos. Or is it that side of the Pecos? Somebody get Yosemite Sam on the line, and while you're at it, ask him to escort you to this month's upcoming auditions in Philadelphia just to be safe.

Sadly, it is not certain whether you will be in more danger from what most would consider the common criminal element or from the police department itself, so try to make it really obvious that you're on your way to auditions in Philadelphia and not on your way to rob or shoot someone by carrying lots of scripts and make up in your car, get some “I ‘heart' acting”, and “Shakespeare ruled” bumper stickers, and remember to keep your hands where they can see them, although sometimes that doesn't seem to help much. Auditions in Philadelphia are numerous and rewarding, but it is the big city after all, so always remember your wet naps.