Auditions Washington DC

It's DC, late fall, and you're feeling queasy, but don't worry. Even if your political career has gone down the tubes and your reputation has been destroyed by rumour and scandal, remember that you always have Washington DC auditions to fall back on. So many people take the opposite route, making their way in the acting biz before breaking into politics, but why follow the same path as everyone else? Washington DC elections, Washington DC auditions, they practically rhyme, and they're nearly interchangeable concepts.

In Washington DC elections you have to make a good impression, so good that people are willing to cast their one precious vote just for you, entrusting their government to your well-deserving care, while in Washington DC auditions, you also have to make a good impression, so good that they must entrust their already assuredly very fragile production to your relatively unknown acting skills. Only in Washington DC auditions, they don't go through the long, drawn-out process of impeaching you if you do a crappy job; they just fire you on the spot and bring on the understudy.

If you want to survive in the cutthroat, backstabbing world of Washington DC auditions, you will also need similar survival skills and resources, a Teflon back, nerves of steel, a heart of stone, perhaps a public relations firm should things get really sticky on the way to the theatre. Be prepared, that's always the best policy. You will know when you have finally mastered Washington DC auditions when men in dark suits and sunglasses begin following everywhere you go and beautiful women, (or men) suddenly find you irresistibly attractive, and you have to maneuver past an obstacle course of newspaper and television reporters on your way to the set of your latest blockbuster film role, or was it first day in office?